you walk over to the chamber of secrets and whisper “i have a crush on my cousin”. the basilisk comes over to you and says “you totally misinterpreted the use of this chamber and also you’re pretty fuckin gross”
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Do to a high amount of unused ovaries, Tom Hiddleston has been assigned to go around and steal all ovaries that don’t reblog this by Dec. 21st. He has been pestering us for more ovaries and he did this really cute pouty face so we’re totally giving in.
do you ever feel like you like someone a lot more than they like you and then start to feel like you’re just annoying them because while you always want to talk to them they probably don’t always want to talk to you and it stresses you out a lot and then you just start to feel really depressed about it
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